Borowitz on Roth's last sandwich

We can always count on Andy Borowitz for his well-timed humor. In his "The Borowitz Report" published on the New Yorker site on May 20, Borowitz proclaims: "The novelist Philip Roth announced today that a sandwich he ate last week, a turkey one with lettuce and tomato on wheat, would be his last." With Philip Roth announcing a series of "lasts," it was only a matter of time before something like this appeared.